Tuesday, 18 October 2016

So this is the deal...I've decided to start a 'vocabulary blog' since I have a lot of free time. This is what I'll be doing: There will be 2 words of the week, and hopefully they will be understood.
Words of The Week:
Recumbentibus: A knockout punch, either verbal or physical.
So just imagine this: You're inside your classroom, daydreaming and whatnot, during the history lesson. Guess what the topic for the chapter is? That's right, the Civil War. One of the smartasses in the classroom goes like,'You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.' Now that was a recumbentibus. 
Ignoramus: an ignorant or stupid person.
This is the best way to insult an ignoramus person. Just walk up to them and say,"Hey, you! You're so ignoramus!" And they won't even know that they've been dissed! Remember: Don't be ignoramus, and hope that you don't get a recumbentibus!